Akpos and his New Girlfriend on a Date

Akpos took his new girlfriend on a date to a Chinese restaurant. On getting there, he asked her to order her food from the menu list.

She noticed it was in English, so decided to act polished and asked for the menu in Chinese.

When she was given, she said urmmm...i want ermmm..ok, i want number 14 and 15. Please put it in the microwave so it can be warm.

The waiter did as she said and came back with warm cigarette and lighter.