Joke of the Day: Akpos and the Job Interviewer

Following is how Akpos fared when he interviewed for a job recently:

Interviwer: Tell me the opposite of good.
Akpos: Bad.
Interviewer: Come.
Akpos: Go.
Interviewer: Ugly.
Akpos: Fine.
Interviewer: You are wrong!
Akpos: You are right!
Interviewer: Shut up!
Akpos: Keep talking!
Interviewer: OK, now stop all that.
Akpos: OK now carry on all that.
Interviewer: Get out!
Akpos: Come in!
Interviewer: Oh my GOD.
Akpos: Oh my devil.
Interviewer: You are rejected.
Akpos: I'm selected.

LOL

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