We all know South Park. If not, please Google!
Okay, so in their last episode they poked fun at Kim Kardashian. And of course, Kanye West!
So the episode went something like this…
‘You’ve ever heard of Photoshop? Kim Kardashian is a short overweight woman who manipulates her image and makes average girls feel horrible about themselves,’ she cries.
‘Look it up stupid, in real life Kim Kardashian has the body of a Hobbit, ’It’s not too long before rumours spread around South Park elementary that the 33-year-old Keeping Up With The Kardashians star is, in fact, a real life Hobbit.
After the news reaches a furious Kanye, the rapper decides to pay a visit to pupils.
But as he lectures them about how beautiful his future bride is, he find himself in doubt, almost believing that the woman he is about to marry is a diminutive of the humanoid race.
He begins his rant by gushing about Kim before admitting to them that she’s ‘heavier’ than what she seems.
Kanye’s South Park character loses his cool defending Kim
‘There have been malicious rumours at this elementary school that my beautiful fiance is aHobbit,’ cartoon Kanye rants.
‘That is not funny and it is not true, alright? Yes, Kim is heavier than most of her pictures show her to be. Yes, she gets her hair lowered off her body. Yes, she has a friend named Gandolf that happens to be a wizard,’ he says,trailing off.
The rapper is seen becoming increasingly confused, and decides to pick up his cell phone to call Kim to get to the bottom of it all.
‘B***h how are you not the Hobbit again?’ he asks her.
On the other line, Kim appears to be explaining herself before the pair end the call with some kissing noises.’
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